We continued reading The ultimate guide to wildlife in North America. We’ll read a page most every day. Today we learned about the star-nosed mole. The picture in the book didn’t show eyes on it so we looked up whether they had eyes and they do indeed!
This is what we came up with:
Start your crazy art project by drawing a picture of a
giant lizard with a shirt on its head. Make your drawing with three
crayons and a black feltpen. Then crumple your drawing paper into a ball
the size of a camera lense and stomp on it with your feet for one
hundred minutes. Now your drawing is well crushed, so unfold it quickly
and spread it out on the worktable. Tape down the edges with melted
chocolate . Mix up a big batch of paint in a ziploc using two cups of
water and a spoonful of sandwich . Spread lots of this yellow paint onto
your drawing with a wrench and let it dry for a hour . Hang your
beautiful work of art in the living room until it is discovered by
Children’s Museum . Suddenly you will be a famous artist, become a
regular guest on Knight Rider and make lots of money painting portraits
of Captain Pichard surrounded by lemmings .
Start your crazy art project by drawing a picture of a
giant Alligator with a pants on its head. Make your drawing with 144
crayons and a green feltpen. Then crumple your drawing paper into a ball
the size of a cd and stomp on it with your feet for 100 minutes. Now
your drawing is well crushed, so unfold it quickly and spread it out on
the worktable. Tape down the edges with mactac . Mix up a big batch of
paint in a jar using two cups of vinegar and a spoonful of aero bar .
Spread lots of this yellow paint onto your drawing with a screwdriver
and let it dry for a a million years . Hang your beautiful work of art
in the green room until it is discovered by Toronto Children’s Museum .
Suddenly you will be a famous artist, become a regular guest on Monk and
make lots of money painting portraits of Adrian Monk surrounded by
lizards .